everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
she peed on how many people?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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