Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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