I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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