in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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