where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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