Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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