just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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