You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
i think im in europe. pls send help
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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