As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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