I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
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