just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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