Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I need water and some morals
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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