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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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