dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just want to make out with him forever
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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