Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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