covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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