why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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