Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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