Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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