we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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