I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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