How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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