I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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