it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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