We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
did you just send me my own nude
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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