why didn't you poke me back
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Randomize
