let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
sarcasm needs its own font
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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