Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Can I color on your dick again?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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