he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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