I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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