You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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