I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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