Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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