People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I puked a lego.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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