he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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