4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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