Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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