is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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