Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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