Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
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