So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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