she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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