I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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