Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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