and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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