I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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