I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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