whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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