And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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