Please, let me fuck your mom
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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